would you cut off my head?i think that is the only way you can put someone out of their zombie misery.
i ask because there was a sort of debate last night between myself and R. he asked – if you woke up and i was a zombie and staring at you what would you do? my reply: i would first say “R, stop staring at me like a zombie!”, then if he did not respond and i thought, wow, he is a zombie, then i would try and cut off his head. this being the only way i know of to put your darling out of their zombie misery as mentioned above.
R was not pleased with my answer and thought it would be awful of me to try and cut off his head. i thought it was the most loving thing a person could do.
what do you think?
3 Comments
July 4, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Off with his head! Yep, it’s the right thing to do. Besides, it stops them from biting you and turning you into a zombie too.
That’s begs the question though…if he bit you and you became a zombie…would you be a happy zombie couple? Do zombies love?
Sounds like you’re having a good time…I hope it continues!
July 4, 2007 at 7:37 pm
you have to have him lose the head…thats the only way to stop a zombie as any movie viewer knows. you could put a few bullets in his bran or just crack his headopen with a pipe or bat too. i think you are doing him, yourself and mankind a world of good by beheading him. maybe he hasn’t seen “shaun of he dead”. he could learn alot about zombie etiquette.
July 7, 2007 at 4:56 pm
i never thought about the possibility that zombies might love. i do wonder that even if they did a crucial ingredient to being a happy zombie couple would be eating live people. may be good for the zombies but not so much for people.
then again, soylent green is people….