lazybythelake is a native of the southeastern united states, and at forty years old might have to be called provincial because he has never left its confines. specifically, he hails from a southern most part of the appalachian mountain range called the south cumberland plateau.
the crunchy told him once that he is a double leo with libra rising on the star charts. the chinese simply refer to him as a monkey.
he LOVES tomatoes and black-capped chickadees, but could care less about chihuahuas and hot tamales.

he used to be a barbarian whiskey drinker, but settled down and now hardly has a sip at all.
maybe that is why he is in such a bad mood all the time.